Rick Brenner

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Project management?

A complete course requires

Ten simple haiku.

– Jerry

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I

Our project was late,

so we added more people.

The problem got worse.

II

When requirements changed,

the schedule did not – were we

headed for trouble?

III

We were doing fine,

’til they reduced the budget.

Now we’re overspent.

IV

We think about risks.

We have contingency plans.

Oops…but not for that.

V

I gave estimates.

They cut all of them in half.

Next time I’ll pad them.

VI

We can’t get it right

and still come in on schedule.

Why can’t we do both?

VII

We hired consultants

who told us how to fix things.

They don’t understand.

VIII

There is no more time,

but the work is unfinished.

Take more time from Test.

IX

The module failed Test,

so first we changed all the Tests.

Now the requirements.

X

If a project fails

but no one reports it has,

Has it really failed?

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A book that told all

the ways a project could fail

would have more chapters.

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